do you think christian weston chandler’s new claims of being a “lesbian and tranny(their words not mine)” are legitimate or just the newest plan of finding a “boyfriend free non smoker white girl”
Personally, I think it’s crap. That’s just me, but knowing him, it’s just a ploy to attract a different demographic of women since no straight lady wants his duck.
I’m also confused about how he is a male lesbian. If he identifies as a woman, he’d just be a regular lesbian by a modern standard, I would think. (Maybe I’m wrong? ) But if he’s just identifying as a man and dressing as a woman, he still wouldn’t be a lesbian???
At least Chris Chan is getting some, because he just thoroughly fucked my mind.
GJ: hello…. it is with a heavy heart that i tell you all of my computer trouble. mostly my $1000 laptop is freakin’ breaking on me. and i have no free time to take it in until sunday. and even then its a toss up b/c i have so much other stuff to actually get done. frick. so…
Stupid question but are you missing a laptop screw? Unless it’s actually damaged damaged like from a drop, it just kind of seems loose? Especially if they hinges are being wonky.
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…
The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.
What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.
The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.
One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.
I’m laughing hysterically.
How bad can your costume department fuck up when a PORN PARODY has better looking costumes? Fuckin’ A.
So um…apparently it looks REALLY official…
Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.
"That’s silly," I said. Then I squinted and yeah.
I’m gonna pisssssss
I’ve been laughing at this for 945809890 years
(Source: backdoorteenmom, via zamii070)
Anonymous said: so you're either 13 years old, or ???? did you start out as a woman, then become a man, then go back to being a woman? I'm very confused...
im 27. i didnt really think about my body or any kind of gender politics until shit started getting heavy in my life and all the body/gender/self loathing began.
there was also a time when i was younger where i just thought id grow a penis. like i was convinced that was how biology worked and id sit around and wait for it to happen sometimes. like itd just sproing out and itd all make sense.
i was a stupid and messed up kid. i am still both of those things but now with a drinking problem.
I really want this.
Dammit, Chris. I would have at least put it up on the wall.